According to William Hanson, a t-shirt is an item worn when solely around the house or only in public when terminally insane. For Jordan North, a t-shirt is a diverse piece of clothing that can be worn in a multitude of scenarios: to bed, to the shops, on night out or at work (one day a week).
No t-shirt ever produced has been as luxury, however, as this - our new Give Me The D twin-needle-stitched number with a ribbed collar, for your pleasure.